Ask the Joker

Maybe he reached critical mass and exploded. I mean, it happens. Right?

Yeah, but they were all primates of the homo sapiens persuasion.

I would probably interrupt because I’d be eager to take that rapist home and work on him. They’re the funniest kind, rapists. They reach the highest octaves, ha ha!

Uhh, I don’t know. I can send you some socks? Arkham can get a little drafty.

Cut your family up into neat millimeter-thick slices and decoupage away! Intestine macrame can be nice, too, though a little on the slippery side.

Hi

Uh, there was that time Crane shaved off all his hair, grew a mustache and dyed it hot pink. Not a sight you expect to wake up to.

I heard hamsters are quite adept at understanding clinical insanity, so maybe you should adopt a hamster? If you decide to get one, make sure to get it a nice, big cage so it’s comfortable, and make a point to keep it clean! Hamsters are living creatures, too.

Sandwich bag, eh? Now you can expect a nutritious baby.