I just sit down by the window with a cup of hot chocolate, and as I ponder all of my missed life opportunities and crushed dreams (I really wanted to be an astronaut, see), I suddenly remember that I have tons of unanswered requests for advice on murdering and kidnapping on tumblr., so I open my laptop and come up with some kidnapping and murder strategies.
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Ever wonder what is the most efficient way to get rid of those pesky cranberry juice stains off your precious silk sheets? Or maybe you're in need of some expert advice on how to turn a dead body into a platform for your budding home-based business? Perhaps you're even looking for creative ways to involve your family? Whatever the question might be, the Joker is here for you. Just go ahead, go crazy, lavish me with your mundane problems, doubts, uncertainties and insecurities!
xoxo
The Joker
