Before you do anything drastic, I suggest you dress up as a porpoise and go accost a group of angry, frustrated dolphins. That way the poor dolphins will be able to get some exercise and let off some steam, and you will die, rendering the problem of you being annoyed by your mother null. Good luck and have fun!
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Ever wonder what is the most efficient way to get rid of those pesky cranberry juice stains off your precious silk sheets? Or maybe you're in need of some expert advice on how to turn a dead body into a platform for your budding home-based business? Perhaps you're even looking for creative ways to involve your family? Whatever the question might be, the Joker is here for you. Just go ahead, go crazy, lavish me with your mundane problems, doubts, uncertainties and insecurities!
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