Yeah, uh, let me tell you something. My nervous system shouldn’t be called ‘nervous system’. It should be called ‘a zazzy system of ultimate immaculate nervous perfection (of zazz)’. That part in the brackets is optional.
But to answer your question, I do feel pain, I just don’t find it expedient to make a fuss out of it like some people do. I maintain a balanced diet of gelatine and aspartame, and I exercise regularly, so I guess I do consider myself a healthy guy.
One of my henchwomen described menstrual cramps as having a black hole in your abdomen, sucking all of its surroundings into its center, which results in a painful sensation of your lower insides and the bottom part of your spine being torn apart in slow motion. If it’s accurate, I’d say, just remove the cause of the problem. It’s your uterus that cramps and takes all the surrounding insides along on a crampy trip, so, uh, remove it. It should help.
It should also solve the problem of superfluous blood. But you know what, whenever you have any blood-related dilemma as to how best recycle it, I always say, just inject it back in. It’s recycling, right?
