Yeah, I think I nailed that dancing to Prince part to a tee.
Ask the Joker
How about this. I use my feminine wiles and chat him up, we exchange skin care tips, then phone numbers, then we start meeting up casually, then we start going steady, and in the end it’s true love that wins.
I’m out of dog food, so I’d take you to some well-furnished kitchen with nicely honed knives, stainless steel drainboards and something to hoist you up with as I proceed to “woo” you into dog chow. I can put on some Barry White while I do that, if you want.
I do have a softer side, y’know.
Experimented with my hair.
Yeah, Bane and I went to high school together. Here are our yearbook pics.
Oh, sure! Some of you already know this, but Crane and I have this annual thingamajiggit, y’know, we kidnap some kids and take them camping and stuff. We figure it’s better to show kids a good time while they’re young so they don’t grow up to be Batman. Bet his parents never took him camping.
Locking up, guys! Got like 40-odd questions, and I gotta do a cleanse and some calming yoga routine to prepare myself before I even start looking at them, so I guess I’ll see you in a day or two. Behave yourselves until then, will ya.
Hey there, rascals! We’re opening up to you again! The ask box will remain open for the next 24 hours give or take. Better hurry.
Don’t see your question answered? Consult the FAQ like any responsible person would before asking a mass murderer what his favorite band is. Sheesh.
Your question’s not listed in the FAQ? Congratulations, consider yourself ignored. Or tumblr ate your message. Either way, now’s your chance to send it again so I can ignore it some more. Don’t waste it.
Having an open heart and mind, treating your fellow human beings with kindness and respect, caring about the environment. And if all else fails, killing everyone should work to the same effect.
Well, I’ve been polishing up my act as of late, and I’ve got a real scorcher for you. I could make all your guests disappear. How’s that for a birthday party trick?
